adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

overtheunderpass:

Wow, check out this great photo of nothing but carpeted stairs. 

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tennants-hair:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire tumblr experience

tennants-hair:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire tumblr experience

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bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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eightfeathers:

what kind of error even is this

eightfeathers:

what kind of error even is this

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.

imagecloudy with a chance of MY COCK

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ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

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